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Shazza Slob
Oh my god A terrible thing has happened I have got so lardy And my trousers have shrunk so much in the wash (cough) That today I caught myself Leaving the house And going out in public Dressed Not only in trainers Like some spotty McDonalds teenager Who doesn't know better But even worse And…
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Puritans Night Out
Well, to the 15 people who are responsible for me getting about 4 hours sleep last night and waking up with a badger's arse firmly stamped on my tongue – I salute you. The Puritans Hockey pre-Xmas drinks have yet again lived up to their billing. Needless to say, the choice of the Waterloo pub…
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‘Hot Date’???!
So then Hawksey lures me in a week or two ago with the rather lovely suggestion of 'let's go on a date'. 'Tuesday 30th Nov' he says. 'It's a secret', he says. 'I thought it would be nice for us to go out on a date', he says. 'Just you and me'. By which point…
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Bizzy Wizzy
Blimey – these wedding things don't half take up a lot of time, heh? Got up at half six on Friday to hoof off to Dorset to check out: – a possible place for us to stay after the wedding (stunning> about to book it) – the wedding caterers (impressive, thank god) – 2 photographers…
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Surfing US-Devon-A
Hi – blimey, been a whirlwind coupla weeks, hence this post being about the very lovely surf weekend we had in early Nov! Better later than never. Well, didn't actually start that well, with me bashing my ribs to smithereens again playing hockey the morning of our departure – bloody typical, given that the last…
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Just a quickie
To say, running out of the door (in that typical, smooth AV ready as ever fashion), en route to New York, to do a debrief with the lovely Jane Beaton. Which does mean – hurrah, an upside – a night at a piano bar in Manhattan that I've been gagging to go to for AGES…
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Conker Gone
Shit news, H got a text and then 6 calls from people in our area to say Conker was found dead on the main road last Thursday, the day after she disappeared. Gutted. No need to send any cards or give us a shout, think we'll just lick our wounds and give Mojo even more love than…
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Double Poo
Not sure which one of these is worse, but here they are in chronological order: 1. Conker has gone missing. Last seen, as normal, scoffing her 'night night nuggies' at 10pm last Wednesday evening, before hurtling off out the cat flap in hot pursuit of nocturnal entertainment, while Mojo ambles sleepily up the stairs to…
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Boissons d’Engagement
So, many thanks to all who tipped up to our Engagement Drinkies last Friday – brilliant to see you all and thanks for the unexpected mountain of birthday / engagement cards and prezzies – mighty fine idea, this doubling up on special days! Just wanted to de-mystify the quesiton of why Hawksey was late to…
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Strike One!
Well, I had last Friday booked off to go do girly spa stuff pre birthday with Janine as H was working in Belfast. And then she comes up with the terrifying suggestion of 'shall we go wedding dress shopping instead'?! Which to me also reads 'shall we go to very unfamiliar and scary environments where…