Last week, the ski helmet box

This week – as I sit quietly at the kitchen table, doing some work – another 'how to scare your owner senseless when her laptop bag starts to rustle and move on the kitchen counter of its own accord' moment.

I now know why they call people 'cat burglars' – that moggy can creep into anything without a sound and I'm bloody glad no-one saw  my 'WTF was that' reaction just now.

And as ever, all there is to give her away, is one unblinking green eye with a slight look of smug feline satisfaction in it..