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  • Ping Pong Pussy

    No – all you very dirty minded readers, who have inevitably been to Thaliand and seen such that yeah, you can never quite ever forget - it's not THAT kind of Ping Pong Pussy. Instead a short note to self, somewhere along the lines of: 'Never let Hawksey leave 4 unattended ping pong balls on the floor…

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  • Xmas 2013

    'And so this is Christmas, I hope you ha-ad fun, Another year over, and a new one just beg-u-un…' Blimey – that all went pretty quickly, didn't it? I seem to be standing in my kitchen, waiting for it to heat up (we've been away for 4 days) and try and make the peeing down…

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  • Mini Fruitcakes

    Had a very entertaining visit from Helen 'Fruitcake' Vickery, hubby Yats and the two little Fruitcakes – Merle and Mei, yesterday. Much awaited anticipation of outfits following Mei's appearance last year in a teeny tiny Santa suit, and Merle as Cinderella. Only one outfit to be had this year but it was a cracker (in…

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  • Christmas for the Oldies

    So, yesterday Mr H and I did our good little Christmas fairies act and hosted a slap up lunch for Mum and 6 of her friends. Ranging from Ken the Vicar and his wife, through to the wonderful Helga and Sidney who pick Mum up for church most weeks, to her old friend lovely Mollie…

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  • Theatricality

    So – went to see two shows in the West End this week – and they couldn't have been much more different. Firstly, headed off to see Charlie & The Chocloate Factory with Sophie, Nicky & Vicki – a v nice idea for a birthday prezzie. Preceeded by a bloody good scoff at The Opera…

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  • The Christmas Old and New

    And with just the offical 12 Days of Christmas left to go till the big day itself, here's a little snapshot into my Christmassy day. Let's start with the delights of Christmas 'new' – with Mr Hawkes for once being awfully on trend (just watched a BBC News report about how this very item is…

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  • 4 nights on the trot

    Blimey, it's offical – I am definitely getting old. Just done that oh so sensible (nooooot) thing where you suddenly go from having the Gobi Desert in your diary to a sudden flurry of back to back social whirldom. So this week saw: 1. Wednesday: A gently boozy warmer-upper, with the lovely Jane Beaton's leaving drinks. The…

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  • Scrumpy is now a Ladydog

    Finally! After 18 months of wating and wondering, we now have the answers to two vital questions: 1. When on earth is Scrumpy going to have her first 'season' And more importantly: 2. How disgustingly gross is it going to be? Having never had a dog I had no idea what lay in store (ah…

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  • Bloody hamstring

    So – I dutifully waited 2 weeks before returning to hockey yesterday to test out my dodgy hamstring. And for once I'd done all the things you are meant to do. Not my usual approach to mending some bodily up (stick head in sand, moan about it a bit, hobble for sympathy and eat crisps),…

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  • We are booked!

    Finally, after about 2 months of grande faffage – we are booked for our next trip. I know you all worry so much when I haven't got one to irritate you with, so rest assured – it's all sorted, dans le sac, zut alors. OK, at first view this next hols does look a bit like the…

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