There's nothing quite like waking up of a morning, and realising:
- it's Monday, so the weekend is all over
- the fantastic sunshine of yesterday has been replaced by cloud and wind
- the kitchen is pong-ily full of wine glasses, cheese wrappers and ashtrays as we had people over for a BBQ last night
- Scrumpy's lethargy of the last few days has manifested itself in a huge lake of dog diarrhoea in the kitchen, requiring the shit shovel, a lot of kitchen towel, bleach, and a spray of the garden hose
- the reason that Mojo was miaowing unusually is that she too has crapped, on the bedroom carpet necessitating a second trip downstairs to get the Vanish and a cloth
- this was only at 5.50am so it's all still rather rudely early
- and to top it all off I've got a blood none marrow biopsy lined up for 5pm today, that I am very much hoping they will get the sedation right for (and for which I still need to call Bupa to get sign off)
Hope your Mondays start more chirpily than this one. Happy nearly Easter folks x