Horses for Courses

So, on Tuesday I thought 'must get a quick mani before we head off to Bordeaux at gnat's crack on Wed, so my nails look decent'. 

And as there wasn't much time I foolishly dropped into my non-favourite local nail bar to get the paws seen to.

This time, the aggressive Vietnamese woman manages to keep her comments to 'your hair look better'. Phew, thought I, as she molested my cuticles.

At which point though the dried up old prune having her hooves trimmed in the pedi chair, decides to chip in. 'I know what you need'.

'Oh, right, what's that then?' Say I, not really wanting to know at all.

'There's this great shampoo. It'll make your hair grow so much faster. And thicker. I know people 'like you' who've used it and their hair grew loads'.

At which point she starts rustling her phone out and says 'It's on Amazon'.

And insists I pass my phone over so she can take a photo of it.

Phone comes back with this on. Yep, you really couldn't make this stuff up!