'Thank you for filling my paddling pool, Mummy, it's such a hot day', said Scrumpy, in my dreams, as I stood there with the hose for 10 minutes this morning.
'I promise I won't go in the garden and then tread wet muddy paw-steps all over the house like I did yesterday and the day before, and the one before that' she added, as I slipped into a hallucinatory state…
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