Da da da da da da Daaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
We are very pleased to announce
That
The Legal Fairy McSchmairy
Has finally got off its little taffeta tushy
And flown in
A much looked-forward-to
Piece of A4 paper
Stating that
At Bahamas Registrar general department, Sandals
In the District of Western District, New Providence, Bahamas
The decree of marriage between Mr Ian William Hawkes and
(hhhhtttt spit) Androulla Karanicola
(Also very not fondly known as 'Evil Drooler / the Tarantula')
Was made final and absolute and
The said marriage was (at last!!!!!!) thereby dissolved
Thank fuckedy fuck fuckerama diddlyville scoobydoofandango for that.
Always handy, with only 4 months to ours, to go!
La la la – Cue H of course now wondering who he might like to marry.
And making a brilliantly worded phone call to my sister to tell her the good news – but starting it with the words 'I thought I should let you know that am now a single man' – at which point she thought we'd split up, so was somewhat less than amused!
Hurrah hurrah – x
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Excellent news!!!! Finally some beaurocracy that comes up trumps!!! V pleased for you both xx
Thank feck for that, I was feeling all squeaky bum for you both on that front – really must go to docs about that soon
Roll on a sunny May – I happen to know that Fri May 13th is far from unlucky having popped Fred out on that self same day. Am sure your experience will be just as joyous but with far less pain, drugs and general indignity (save that for the Hen Do eh?)
Anyway, hoorah all round, hope you can go full out excited about the preparations now
Funny how I linked H’s words about being a single man to the ever-more descriptive term ‘Bridezilla’… thought you’d finally overdone it on the wedding preparation front. Anyway, looks like H’s leg means he can’t run away from you at the moment, so that just leaves me to look round for a fab breastfeeding outfit to embarrass you and hopefully everyone else with on the 13th. Exhibitionist? Moi??? Just you wait…heh, heh, heh…
BS xxx