Middle Aged Man at Sport & Rest

You'v gotta love this – firstly we see the perfect specimen of 'Middle Aged Man' at repose. In his new, and already much adored 'Man Chair'.

Apparently not to be used by anyone answering to the description of 'Woman' or 'Wife'…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and as for Middle Aged Man in Sport mode? Check this out.

A stunningly perfect example of the archetypal MAMIL – Middle Aged Man in Lycra…

Yes, it is an all in one.

Yes, the white bits are a sort of bib thingy

Yes, there is a touch of Giant Haystacks about it (although clearly much better looking and much much slimmer, in case you're reading this, my lovely husband!)

Knock this off its bike at your own peril… (God I wish I knew how to rotate photos, it's even more scary the right way up!)