{"id":654,"date":"2017-07-06T04:05:55","date_gmt":"2017-07-06T04:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/a-weirdly-numb-bum\/"},"modified":"2017-07-06T04:05:55","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T04:05:55","slug":"a-weirdly-numb-bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/a-weirdly-numb-bum\/","title":{"rendered":"A Weirdly Numb Bum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, a few hours ago I had what is so far my last ditch attempt at relieving the pain in my back. I saw my third back doctor, as yes I am now entering the slightly desperate realm of not just second opinions when you don&#39;t like the first one, but the full third time maybe lucky hat trick of &#39;is there anything you can do please?&#39;.<\/p>\n<p>This is a guy called Jan Klosok, who works out of St Anthony&#39;s in Cheam, one of my string of all too regular hospitals. I went in at 2.30 yesterday, not having had a drink or eaten since 10am as the procedure involved a general anaesthetic. Bloody typically, I was last on his list so you can imagine my growing discomfort then all-out pissedoffness as it got to 6.30pm and I was still in my hot room, in a sticky gown, gaggingly thirsty, waiting to go to theatre.<\/p>\n<p>I finally went down for my 6 facet joint injections (I&#39;ve had these at least 4 times before and they&#39;ve never worked when having just 1-2, but very much hoping a battery of 6 might nail things better) and my first ever epidural. Came back up at 7.45pm with not just 6 but a full dozen of holes in my back, oozing merrily through the plaster. If in doubt, just shove 12 injections in there. And what a numb butt! Never had an epidural but it seems to be like sitting on a large slab of ice for an hour, then you try and get up. No sensation between my knees and mid torso, very bizarre and wobbly.&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>Eventually ly got home at 10pm, hours later than anticipated, and straight into bed. And, no idea as yet if it&#39;s done anything, as I&#39;ve now woken at 3am and it&#39;s all pretty much still lacking in feeling.<\/p>\n<p>I have to say, it&#39;s also not my greatest bit of diary management as while I was fully free and available for the procedure yesterday, I didn&#39;t manage to spot in time that it &#39;butts&#39; (arf) right up against my plans for today and Friday &#8211; queuing and camping for Wimbledon tennis today and overnight, and then watching matches in a nice hard flap down chair on Friday. Ross is picking me, the tent, the sleeping bag, the chairs, the new inflatable &#39;soft cover&#39; bed and me up at 5am. Hopefully before it rains.. Hmm, I hear the &#39;that&#39;s not a good idea&#39; advice of Liz T in my ears. She&#39;s right of course, but tennis comes just nice a year and it&#39;s just up the road, so I shortly go&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>will let you know how the back pans out when I can actually feel it again. Till then, wish me luck with the camping &#8211; not my natural environment, so here&#39;s hoping it nets us some decent tickets, so I can doze away behind my sunglasses, until a particularly good bit of play rouses the crowd and wakes me up enough to clap x&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, a few hours ago I had what is so far my last ditch attempt at relieving the pain in my back. 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