{"id":562,"date":"2018-05-22T19:16:21","date_gmt":"2018-05-22T19:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/poor-mummypops\/"},"modified":"2018-05-22T19:16:21","modified_gmt":"2018-05-22T19:16:21","slug":"poor-mummypops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/poor-mummypops\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Mummypops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"http:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0223c84cfd0a200c-pi\" style=\"float: left;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"7F043E6C-79E8-4E27-B9E6-33FC5F2BED5F\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a0105359a4116970b0223c84cfd0a200c img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0223c84cfd0a200c-500wi\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;\" title=\"7F043E6C-79E8-4E27-B9E6-33FC5F2BED5F\" \/><\/a>Went to visit Mum today and started by doing a spot of daughterly personal care &#8211; manicure of her nails and some face de-fuzzing.<\/p>\n<p>Have used the hair removal cream many, many times before, never the slightest issue. All went as usual, so we headed off to park at my brother\u2019s house so I could walk Scrumpy for half an hour on the beach opposite before taking Mum for lunch.<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>Get back up to the car, drive to the pub and open Mum\u2019s door to get her into her wheelchair &#8211; and spit that her lips are very swollen. She of course hasn\u2019t noticed a thing, so I check she\u2019s not feeling bad or having any breathing issues and, mystified, decide to have our lunch anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Pasta was clearly not her meal of choice, so bought her a sticky toffee pudding to improve matters, then decide to head back. No chance it can be anything but the cream that has caused the issue, so tell the staff and they pop her into the day conservatory so they can keep an eye.<\/p>\n<p>I head off but then get a call to say she has a rash all over, they\u2019ve called the doctor and if he can\u2019t sort it out, it\u2019s off to A&amp;E. 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