{"id":516,"date":"2018-10-16T11:01:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T11:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/ah-fuck-buggery-bollocks\/"},"modified":"2018-10-16T11:01:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-16T11:01:08","slug":"ah-fuck-buggery-bollocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/ah-fuck-buggery-bollocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah Fuck Buggery Bollocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just been in to see Prof &#8211; my last Dark Side visit pre the big trip.<\/p>\n<p>On the (considerable) upside, both my recent Bone Marrow Biopsy and PET CT scans are clear, which means I am technically still in remission. Clearly, a major bonus.<\/p>\n<p>On the downside though, he wants me to continue having fucking Velcade as a second drug alongside the monthly Dara all-day joy (today&#39;s fun fun fun).<\/p>\n<p>So, while they said that it &#39;ran out&#39; as a protocol last month, and I would not have it again, it now seems that they have had me on a &#39;non-standard regimen&#39; which means it can be continued after all. WTFFFFFF????<\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, it&#39;s sort of good as Dara works best when in conjunction with a second drug. So &#8211; it is pretty much the only option for me at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, it means that I have to turn up here three times a month for a 30 second injection that takes up to 2 hours once you factor in having bloods taken, calling pharmacy, waiting for the drug to be made, hanging on till a nurse is free and giving it.<\/p>\n<p>At least I have managed to wangle that I will not have steroids with it, as those are the fuckers that ruin your sleep. While I am well, it seems this is sort of acceptable. His nurse Linda was saying &#39;we can reduce the number of steroids&#39;, but I managed to say &#39;I just won&#39;t take any&#39; and think I got away with it..<\/p>\n<p>Arse bollocks &#8211; there is no escaping this place.<\/p>\n<p>Except for the next three weeks &#8211; hallelujah! S&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just been in to see Prof &#8211; my last Dark Side visit pre the big trip. 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