{"id":1470,"date":"2009-02-02T16:26:19","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T16:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/the-scotty-oscars\/"},"modified":"2009-02-02T16:26:19","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T16:26:19","slug":"the-scotty-oscars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/the-scotty-oscars\/","title":{"rendered":"The Scotty Oscars!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It struck me while in Parkside Prison that there was something about everyone who kindly popped in to see me, that stuck in my head about their visit…. <\/p>\n

So in the spirit of sharing the love, I'd like to introduce you to my mental awards for each of your talents, amusement factors, oddities, foibles and visiting skills par excellence. More succinctly – to the <\/p>\n

'SCOTTY OSCARS'<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

In vaguely alphabetical order, the following 'Oscars' go to the following fab people:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Alex Korff                      Thoughtful delivery & return of my Mum, so she could visit<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

Ashley, Alex, Carolyn     Poshest flowers, magazines and the great tub of Ben & Jerry\u2019s, yum<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Bik, Soph, Nicky, SK       Best collection of hockey injuries between them (hip, ribs, wrist, back)<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                      and loudest overall visit<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Cathy, Em & Lily           Inspired gift of wooden tulips for the neutropenic days when flowers <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                     not allowed<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Claire & Jon White        <\/span>Emergency pyjama turnround, kitten feeding (and recapturing!) when H away<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Cupcake                        <\/span>Fastest finger first \u2013 I ask for visitors, text within minutes confirms a visit <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span>that very morning, plus delivery of mouth-soothing Frijj milkshakes<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Fitz                              <\/span>Furthest travelling international visitor (Clogland) & general loveliness<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Fruity                           <\/span>Pinkest coat, cycling to see me from Acton (!?) and perennial madness<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Georgie                        <\/span>Provision of fantastic ginger beers at short notice \u2013 several different ones to shock my tastebuds back into action<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Hatch                           <\/span>Cutest godson gift \u2013 2 homemade cards and \u2018Dear Scotty\u2019 mini jigsaw<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Helen T                        <\/span>Best lipstick and most enviable clothing (even though you weren\u2019t wearing it) I want that purple coat!!!!<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Jane B                         <\/span>Most timely arrival and consumption of my hospital lunch (god, that<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                   lasagne did <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span>look good!)<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Janine                         <\/span>Boundless pop-ins and inestimable help in the \u2018hair today, gone tomorrow\u2019<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                   department<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

James W, Dav & Lee    <\/span>Excellent all-round entertainment and best news post-visit re James\u2019 <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                   promotion \u2013hurrah<\/span>!<\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Jo Close                      <\/span>Best co-ordinated and cool visitor outfit \u2013 Mary Quant eat your heart out<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Liz Lewsey                  <\/span>Best use of 'lunchhour\u2019 break (ah the joys of seniority & flexible workdays!)<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Liz Tinlin                    <\/span>Best explanations of science, hospital protocols and what cells do (knows <\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  far more <\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span>than me and I\u2019ve been on the case for 4 months now!)<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Lou Rutter                  <\/span>First visitor off the blocks on Day 1, lovely flowers and the only green<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span>grapes (my <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span>faves) allowed in 16 days<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Lucy R                        <\/span>Most obscure bedside game (guess the home addresses of people we were at<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  university with 20 years ago!)<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Mark Warshaw:          <\/span>Best one liner when asking me what he could bring as a gift \u2018But I am<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  Jewish\u2026 I cannot possibly turn up empty handed!\u2019<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Mikey & Margo            <\/span>Most consistent visiting (bloody good effort) and most extreme reaction<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  (Margo) to a needle I\u2019ve ever seen (ran from the room!)<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Morts                         Singing in the oncology corridor (!) and a<\/span>dmitting that he barely speaks<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Italian when he's a linguist and, more <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span>importantly, an opera singer by trade\u2026.<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Olga:                          <\/span>Oldest visitor at 84 \u2013 and ah, the irony of my Age Concern lady visiting me<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  in hospital, not the other way round!<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Pam G                        <\/span>Loudest visit by one individual, top humour & best whinge about new boss<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Rachel McD                 <\/span>Furthest travelling UK visitor (Manchester) and most optimistic kind gift<\/st1:place><\/st1:city><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                 (1000 <\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span>piece puzzle!)<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Ross                           <\/span>Best impression of Sooty, Sweep & Sue with the squeaky hospital rubber <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  gloves<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Sarah Taylor              <\/span>Brilliant provision of AV single-serve soft drinks, updates, laughter & news<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Sticky                         <\/span>Looking slim, well & gorgeous (Note to self \u2013 you can\u2019t come again! Only <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  kidding\u2026)<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

Swight & Woodsie       <\/span>Provision of godsend pear juice, and shameless enjoyment of Sky Sports on<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  room\u2019s TV<\/o:p><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

Tony F & Clare G:      Scariest<\/span> comparison of how my hair might look when it grows back (will be <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                  like <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span>Tony\u2019s grey & dark mini quiff apparently!)<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

Those I Cancelled      Your patience & understanding when I wasnt well enough to see people -                                 thank you <\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n

And of course\u2026<\/o:p><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Hawksey<\/span> <\/span>                  <\/span>For coming every day, sucking the face mask onto his nose as he had a chest<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                infection throughout and being the rock and star he always is \u2013 even more so <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

                                during all this palaver. Big love – it's great to be home x x<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Cheers to all – I look forward to being able to get the cocktails and beers in.. oh and some chips on the side…. in a few more weeks' time, with you all x x x x<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

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