{"id":1454,"date":"2009-06-09T16:01:40","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T16:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/chugging-along\/"},"modified":"2009-06-09T16:01:40","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T16:01:40","slug":"chugging-along","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/chugging-along\/","title":{"rendered":"Chugging Along Fine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"COLOR: #ff007f\">Well, it&#39;s <strong><span style=\"COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">a week till my next Prof visit <\/span><\/strong>and this is when I tend to start getting a bit nervous. I actually get butterflies in my stomach and wonder what on earth they&#39;re doing there&#8230; then the feeling of &#39;oh bugger it&#39;s coming soon&#39; starts to seep into my head. Silly really as there&#39;s nothing you can do till the latest scores on the doors come through and he either drops a bombshell or doesn&#39;t&#8230; but it still gives me the heeby jeebies.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime &#8211; <strong><span style=\"COLOR: #bf00bf; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">had a total blast in Le Touquet on Le Hockey Tour<\/span><\/strong>. SO nice to feel 100% better than this time last year &#8211; even though I hadn&#39;t been diagnosed, I was in major pain last May &#8211; couldn&#39;t lie down, couldn&#39;t roll over, certainly couldn&#39;t play and spent the night clutching my ribs in fear that someone would prod me by accident &#8211; OUCH. This year &#8211; BLISS &#8211; able to play (albeit terribly unfit and lardy) but blagged being allowed to play up front (as too fat to chase any attackers if I play in defence) and managed to pot another three goals! Tra la la, shove that up your continental hooters.<\/p>\n<p>AND &#8211; <strong><span style=\"COLOR: #00bf00; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">we had a fight!!<\/span><\/strong> Played a really crap Belgian team, with lots of mutual verbal winding up going on throughout the match &#8211; &#39;putain&#39;, &#39;you are fat&#39;, &#39;merde&#39;&#0160;etc being bandied about in the true spirit of entente cordiale. Ended the game with one of the lovely ladies smacking our Pam round the back with her stick &#8211; so I piled in to protect her (aka have a go) and she whopped me round the head with her stick! Cue lots of argy bargy, threats to call &#39;Les Gendarmes&#39; and she got banned from playing. Spent the entire evening hunting them around Le Touquet but to no avail &#8211; mind you, after we&#39;d played the &#39;head on a stick&#39; game and climbed back out of the hedge that it inevitably made you fall in, I&#39;m not sure I could have taken her kitbag on, let alone a stroppy Belgie, so prob all for the best.<\/p>\n<p>Was also <strong><span style=\"COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">mine &amp; Hawksey&#39;s 2nd anniversaire<\/span> &#8211;<\/strong> ah bless &#8211; so we of course abided by all tour rules, went in separate cars, had separate rooms&#0160;and pretty much ignored each other until a spot of dancing in le Sports Bar was finally permitted&#8230;. aaaaaah.<\/p>\n<p>OH &#8211; and <span style=\"COLOR: #bf00bf; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\"><strong>I met Zoe too!<\/strong><\/span> She&#39;s Hawksey&#39;s daughter, now aged 8 and a half and very into pink, acting, the gym, golf&#0160;and all things girly. Having spoken to each other on the phone a few times, we had her round to lunch to see Daddy&#39;s house, meet me, play with the kittens (they went down well!) and see her new room. Which apparently has to be painted purple, somewhat reminscent of Parkside so thi<span id=\"fck_dom_range_temp_1244559637963_804\"><\/span>nk we&#39;ll have to find a shade that&#39;s different to their lilac hues. She did like the lizards, so they get to stay &#8211; hurrah. But where am I going to dry my laundry now??! Anyway, all a great relief and good start &#8211; and very amusing meeting a small female version of Hawksey &#8211; surreal! So I think I now officially have a step daughter &#8211; double surreal, and a jolly good weapon to make Daddy go shopping more as she&#39;s keen on the purchasing front too. Unlucky big fella!<\/p>\n<p>PS <strong><span style=\"COLOR: #111111; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">Early hair warning<\/span><\/strong> &#8211; the Judy Dench look appears to be waning in favour of the &#39;crinkle cut chips with tufts sticking out horizontally&#39; look. Suspect it&#39;s only the start of a bad slide into hair gel and some newfangled&#0160;fuzz management substance that is apparently called &#39;fudge&#39;&#8230; Or maybe that&#39;s the name of the technique as you try to control naughty locks behaving badly&#8230;?! Either way, I&#39;m going to look right a right knob for quite a while. It has even called for me getting my hairbrush back out of the cupboard for the first time in 5 months &#8211; ta da!<\/p>\n<p>Happy June &#8211; could hardly believe there was already a magazine out at my pedicure lady&#39;s salon with &#39;July 2009&#39; on the cover &#8211; where is the time going? More mojitos definitely needed. 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