{"id":1449,"date":"2009-08-01T17:48:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T17:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/greece-ireland-here-we-come\/"},"modified":"2009-08-01T17:48:55","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T17:48:55","slug":"greece-ireland-here-we-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/greece-ireland-here-we-come\/","title":{"rendered":"Greece &#038; Ireland Here We Come!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quickie to say&#0160;<strong><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #bf00bf; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">Hawksey, Zoe &amp; I are&#0160;off tomorrow to Greece at gnat&#39;s crack<\/span><\/strong>, joining the queues of screaming kids with parents in velour tracksuits at Gatwick, that I usually walk past thanking my lucky stars I&#39;m going elsewhere &#8211; and now I&#39;ve crossed over to the dark side that is charter flights to tiny airports in peak Sprog Holiday Season.<\/p>\n<p>Aaaaaaahhhhh, shoot me now &#8211; or at least pack me off with multiple ear plugs and enormous sense of humour (Note to self &#8211; check vast store of drugs in kitchen &#8211; must be something akin to valium that will do the trick. Am sure I have liquid morphine somewhere)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#39;s hoping all will be fine &#8211; at least its def hot in Greece, and I&#39;m a dab hand with a kebab so no worries there.<\/p>\n<p>And next Sun I have a delicious day of hanging around in Gatwick waiting for my <strong><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 15px; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">flight to Belfast. Then driving hire car on my tod to join the surfing gang in Donegal on West Coast.<\/span><\/strong> Potential to get lost crossing Paddyland \/ get&#0160;bedazzled by errant leprechauns \/ get baity at 1am when&#0160;finally locate&#0160;right village but can&#39;t find the house we&#39;ve rented \/ get into bed with any of the others if I arrive to find no bed left (11 of us in house for 8 and I arrive last) &#8211; VERY HIGH ON ALL COUNTS!<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8211; and potential for me to no longer fit in the wetsuit that Vicki will kindly be taking out to Donegal form e &#8211; EVEN HIGHER. What a fat knacker &#8211; note to all chums: <strong>Take me for a jog soon<\/strong> as your act of charity. It is at least entertaining as I am a whale, and beating off the incoming harpoons is good for your batwings.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\"><strong><span style=\"COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS\">Good luck to Claire &amp; Jon<\/span><\/strong><\/span> this week too &#8211; their&#0160;twins due any day now &#8211; Harpo &amp; Groucho, Bill &amp; Ben, Rum &amp; Coke, Googly &amp; Spin&#0160;all still good name options, despite your misgivings. And still enjoying the fact that Isla is not a good potential name for a girl if your surname&#39;s &#39;White&#39;. Though &#39;Diamond&#39; is a classy alternative&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Happy August pop-pickers &#8211; hope you&#39;re all getting your own sun, or beering it big time till its time for you to get away too &#8211; will post more pix and update on all when return x x x<\/p>\n<p>PS Saw Prof yesterday &#8211; all good still, bloody marv.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quickie to say&#0160;Hawksey, Zoe &amp; I are&#0160;off tomorrow to Greece at gnat&#39;s crack, joining the queues of screaming kids with parents in velour tracksuits at Gatwick, that I usually walk past thanking my lucky stars I&#39;m going elsewhere &#8211; and now I&#39;ve crossed over to the dark side that is charter flights to tiny airports [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Greece &amp; Ireland Here We Come! 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