{"id":1420,"date":"2010-01-06T18:31:10","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T18:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/blimey-cool-stats-or-what\/"},"modified":"2010-01-06T18:31:10","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T18:31:10","slug":"blimey-cool-stats-or-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/blimey-cool-stats-or-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Blimey – Cool Stats or What?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here's one for you quanty tech-heads out there. I was just having a look at my Blog Stats<\/span><\/span><\/strong> (yes, there's a phrase I don't use too often) and I have to say – you guys have been amazing!<\/p>\n

Since AV kindly set it up for the technically-challenged numpty that I am, it's attracted over 5,000 views<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>, averaging at a stonking 11.44 views per day<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> – yes every blooming day! I thought it must be weekly at least but no, its astoundingly a day thing.<\/p>\n

Highest scores on the doors appear to fall around high days and holidays – a whopping high score of 107 views on 18th Dec 2008<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong> and on 29th Oct (day before my birthday in case anyone wants to send me a card this year..!) a huge 102…. with not a single day polling less than 1 'quick look in case she's posted somethign decent for once'.<\/p>\n

Wow wow wow, I am awed.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

So the possible reasons for this seem to be:<\/p>\n

1. Someone has sent my blog details to a bunch of prisons where the inmates have nothing better to do than look online and think Scotty's Blog is a typo for Slutty's (Porno) Blag<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Conker & Mojo are miraculously sitting on the Typepad login button<\/span><\/strong> on my laptop as they warm their ever-expanding bellies on the in-built heater fan thingy<\/p>\n

3. I have secretly been subscribed to 'Rent a Mate'<\/span><\/strong> and this has bought me a set of supposedly avid pay-per-view admirers, who just can't get enough of my ramblings<\/p>\n

4. You guys don't get out enough and \/ or are skiving 10 mins off work<\/span><\/strong> several times a week to have a squizz at the latest Scottster guff <\/p>\n

5. I just got lucky with a top bunch of mates who keep me feeling loved and listened to, and by blog-checking, allow me not to have to talk about 'having Cancer' any more than I already do. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

For which, I thank you unreservedly. Gawd bless ye and all who sail in you x x x<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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