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A place with the most mind-blowingly inefficient booking (&#39;you can fax us, ja?&#39;) &amp; pay-upfront (&#39;just give us your credit card&#8230; nein, nein&#0160;I&#0160;can&#39;t tell you&#0160;how much you are actually paying.. who are you?&#39;) process you can imagine, which I can only hope is going to be awesomely surpassed by its stunning beauty, jaw-dropping white beaches and mind-blowing till you drool cocktails. Ah well, a girl can but hope&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Only a matter now of placing your bets as to how long the Blue Curacao stains will be on my teeth and tongue, on our hungover return&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.baoase.com\">www.baoase.com<\/a> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0133f147a24f970b-pi\" style=\"DISPLAY: inline\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"220a65869ea481ba4c6d[1]\" border=\"0\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a0105359a4116970b0133f147a24f970b image-full \" src=\"https:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0133f147a24f970b-800wi\" title=\"220a65869ea481ba4c6d[1]\" \/><\/a> <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0133f147a2a6970b-pi\" style=\"DISPLAY: inline\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Curacao_Baoase_bij_nacht[1]\" border=\"0\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a0105359a4116970b0133f147a2a6970b \" src=\"https:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0133f147a2a6970b-800wi\" title=\"Curacao_Baoase_bij_nacht[1]\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So then &#8211; quick nauseatingly over-excited snapshot into where we&#39;re off to this Saturday. 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