{"id":1355,"date":"2010-10-17T18:49:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-17T18:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/the-future-mrs-hawkes\/"},"modified":"2010-10-17T18:49:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T18:49:24","slug":"the-future-mrs-hawkes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/the-future-mrs-hawkes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Future Mrs Hawkes!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well blow me &#8211; the boy has managed to take me by surprise and pop the big question when I was least expecting it.<\/p>\n<p>Which is no mean feat considering we were going to Mauritius, clearly a hot option for a spot of romanticality, plus I am a suspicious old bat of monumental proportions, so god only know show he managed to pull that off &#8211; but he did, with knobs on!<\/p>\n<p>Was a combination of getting me off the scent pre-trip and then&#0160;lying through his teeth (scarily well, must watch for that one going forwards!) with a range of excuses to get away from me on the day (&#39;off to use the wifi in hotel reception&#39;, &#39;wifi down, got to go back in 15 mins&#39;, through to &#39;have seen a big fish flapping in the channel between the islands, am off to video it&#39;?!)<\/p>\n<p>And the full story just to fully nausate was dead luvverly it has to be said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Lured me down to the huge and empty hotel beach (ok, on the pretext of needing to let off wind pre-dinner, highly plausible it has to be said)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Walked up and down to ostensibly trump (though none heard), with me little knowing there was a hotel fella behind a palm tree videoing our beach meanderings (actually a bit creepy as I didn&#39;t spot him)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Walked past a boat tied up, obviously waiting to take two smug maybe-not-quite-marrieds to a single, beautifully lit&#0160;pontoon out in the Indian Ocean, telling me &#39;not to be so silly&#39; of course it&#39;s not for us&#39;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Only to then stop at said boat &#8211; and for me then to need&#0160;the loo&#0160;before setting off in the boat (old Girl Guide motto: Never get caught needing a pee on a pontoon)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And then be wowed by the flowers, petals, candles, white table cloth etc etc -&#0160;most importantly adorned with champers for him and a perfect caipirinia for me (he&#39;s the right man for sure!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And a mushy menu thingy with all our fave foods on it, all looking fabulous, though I can barely remember a thing of what I actually had&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; With the sounds of music from the main bar area wafting over the perfectly still waters (thank god no pontoon-sickness)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Only to then say, there was still no chance of a ring, that he &#39;just wanted us to have a really nice dinner&#39; &#8211; at which point I relaxed into my cocktail, no longer worrying that I wasn&#39;t in my nicest evening outfit<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; For me then to spot him fumbling in his pocket in a &#39;mustn&#39;t drop the ring in the bloody water&#39; kind of way &#8211; wwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And for him to then get on bended knee (not bad for an old fella of 45 with 5 knee ops behind him)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And to produce the most SPANKINGLY GORGEOUS beaut of an engagement ring &#8211; woo hoo!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cue me, melting into mush (can&#39;t believe I am admitting this) like a complete soft arse &#8211; but after nearly 42 years, it was a moment well worth waiting for<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Then spent 4 hours bobbing about in bliss on the water, racking up the mother of all bills on my AV phone (who can I cross charge those puppies to?!), spreading the word and shouting till my voice gave in<\/p>\n<p>Aaaahhhhhhh&#8230;&#8230; boy done good, so very very good!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0133f523f208970b-pi\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"P1040800\" border=\"0\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a0105359a4116970b0133f523f208970b image-full\" src=\"https:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0133f523f208970b-800wi\" title=\"P1040800\" \/><\/a>&#0160;<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0134884410f6970c-pi\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"P1040825\" border=\"0\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a0105359a4116970b0134884410f6970c image-full\" src=\"https:\/\/scottysblog.typepad.com\/.a\/6a0105359a4116970b0134884410f6970c-800wi\" title=\"P1040825\" \/><\/a>&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well blow me &#8211; the boy has managed to take me by surprise and pop the big question when I was least expecting it. 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