Da da da da da da Daaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!<\/p>\n
We are very pleased to announce<\/p>\n
That<\/p>\n
The Legal Fairy McSchmairy<\/p>\n
Has finally got off its little taffeta tushy<\/p>\n
And flown in<\/p>\n
A much looked-forward-to<\/p>\n
Piece of A4 paper<\/p>\n
Stating that<\/p>\n
At Bahamas Registrar general department, Sandals<\/p>\n
In the District of Western District, New Providence, Bahamas<\/p>\n
The decree of marriage between Mr Ian William Hawkes and<\/p>\n
(hhhhtttt spit) Androulla Karanicola<\/p>\n
(Also very not fondly known as 'Evil Drooler \/ the Tarantula')<\/p>\n
Was made final and absolute and<\/p>\n
The said marriage was (at last!!!!!!) thereby dissolved<\/p>\n
Thank fuckedy fuck fuckerama diddlyville scoobydoofandango for that.<\/p>\n
Always handy, with only 4 months to ours, to go!<\/p>\n
La la la – Cue H of course now wondering who he might like to marry.<\/p>\n
And making a brilliantly worded phone call to my sister to tell her the good news – but starting it with the words 'I thought I should let you know that am now a single man' – at which point she thought we'd split up, so was somewhat less than amused!<\/p>\n
Hurrah hurrah – x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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