{"id":1309,"date":"2011-04-15T16:31:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T16:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/surreal-limboland\/"},"modified":"2011-04-15T16:31:33","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T16:31:33","slug":"surreal-limboland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/surreal-limboland\/","title":{"rendered":"Surreal Limboland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, its been a funny old kind of a week. Am sitting in the living room, head a bit in hands, smelling the nice niff of washing powder on them as I&#39;ve just hung the laundry out. My aren&#39;t days off exciting. But actually there&#39;s something quite comforting in a nice aroma. One of the many simple pleasures you don&#39;t always spot until you take a moment to literally breathe them in.<\/p>\n<p>Has taken half the morning to clear up from last night&#39;s wedding planning supper &#8211; Best Man, Bridesmaid, Usher, Master of Ceremonies &amp;&#0160;Lindensmeister all present, pissing themselves as I tried to run through the typed, 3 page set of instructions for the wedding day and the day after. Sods! Plus Hawksey sitting back on the sofa as if he hadn&#39;t really asked me to write it all down, and ask people to do different roles over the course of the wedding weekend, the swine.<\/p>\n<p>Though my planning and &#39;getting things just right&#39;&#0160;mentality was salved nicely this morning when I noticed my Personal Trainer kicking the floor mat to a nice right angle with the big mat it was on, several times over. Hurrah, it&#39;s not just me who&#39;s OCD about getting stuff squared off! And here&#39;s a question&#0160;he and I then debated&#0160;- you remember at school when you used to get a protractor and a set square for doing technical drawings &#8211; well, what was the metal thing with two sharp points you also got? Like two pencils stuck together at the top and dart-like pointy ends? That was this morning&#39;s conundrum in between punching the crap out of the poor chap and sweating my stubbornly still fatness off on the various machines with Nick intoning &#39;I will not drink for the next 4 weeks&#39; in my head, as a subliminal prompt to shed the last few pounds pre-white dress day&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, back to Limboland. Has been interesting that the overwhelming majority of you have suggested getting the results as maybe its better to know than not to. I kind of thought you would &#39;vote&#39; the other way, so that just reiterates why I have never understood politics&#8230; But for now I&#39;m not going to, partly as I can&#39;t be arsed to go back to Parkside for another morning of jumping through hoops and partly as there&#39;s a bigger bit of me that just wants to ignore it all as much as possible before I have to give it the time of day again.<\/p>\n<p>And apologies for all you kind folks who rang me &#8211; some fo you several times &#8211; this week. I know I didn&#39;t pick up your calls and feel bad for not doing so. It&#39;s just that I am crap at talking about It on the phone and often get grumpy with whoever&#39;s on the line, so better not to discuss it. Funny how writing about It is somehow less &#39;in your face&#39;. Or mine. Good old blogalog.<\/p>\n<p>Right, off to buy some milk as Ashley nicked off with our two pints last night and to treat myself to the Friday Killer Sudoku in the Torygraph. 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