{"id":1282,"date":"2011-08-16T17:08:27","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T17:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/off-for-the-next-week\/"},"modified":"2011-08-16T17:08:27","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T17:08:27","slug":"off-for-the-next-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/off-for-the-next-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Off for the next week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, its meant to be high summer, scorchio August and I appear to be heading to Cornwall tomorrow to face a weasly 17 degrees and 40% chance of &#39;precipitation&#39; (why don&#39;t they just say pissing drizzly annoying rain?) every day.<\/p>\n<p>Still, have got 5 nights on the lovely Magus to look forward to,&#0160;and I will be for the first time sporting my rather tragic &#39;Magus Gilet&#39; &#8211; yes, one of those sad middle aged sleeveless numbers in a slightly unfathomable rain-drip-off inflammable material, which H has ordered for his myriad crew. Well, ordered for &#39;The Boys&#39; anyway, as when I asked where my one was he pretended he&#39;d of course ordered&#0160;one of the pile for me, when he clearly hadn&#39;t&#0160;- do these men really think you can&#39;t spot them covering their &#39;actually I forgot to get one for you, my dear wife&#39; asses??<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; we also have a pretty full boat too &#8211; Nicky &amp; Jules, Sophie &amp; Keytes and Sarah Kelleher. Jules is a boy in case you can&#39;t tell, a token effort to rebalance the testosterone onboard (although given that all we gorgeous girls play hockey, I suspect its got a fair bit without him). No Vicki Holgate as she is off playing hockey for England, no less. Yes, it&#39;s Over 40s &#8211; we&#39;re all way too&#0160;crusty and slow&#0160;for it to be the youngsters team &#8211; but an England&#0160;cap she gets nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>Although actually I gather its some kind of a pin. Or a Brownie badge. Or some slight fobbing off with some almost-metallic-if-you-don&#39;t bite-on-it-but-we&#39;re-all-on-a-budget-these-days&#0160;piece of Union Flag-esque&#0160;memorabilia, but we&#39;re all hoping she will thrash the Leeky Welsh as this is clearly imperative in any sport. Bik &#8211; bring home that cup!<\/p>\n<p>So, back to boaty&#0160;- think the plan is not to head for the Scillies (weather&#39;s a bit iffy, its bloody miles and H still hasn&#39;t forgotten how much I moaned about the endless bish-bosh-bash trip there and back to sunny France a few weeks back). Instead, it&#39;ll be enjoying the splendours of Fowey Week (knitted plant pots, hairy cider in the British Legion&#0160;and hook-a-puffin contests), plus lots of fishing and trying out the new BBQ which said Captain Hawkes has had installed on the rear of the boat.<\/p>\n<p>Then straight from there to our joyous annual 3 days of Director Awaydays in Devon. Note to self &#8211; try and have a shower before I get there, as 5 days of boat musk and lived-in-ness may not go down so well with some of my more fragrant colleagues. (Although for one or two, I may suddenly remind them of themselves&#8230;.).<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; will be back posting on here&#0160;from next Wed\/Thurs I am guessing, unless I magically get online sur le bateau and am inspired. I will have my close friend I-pad with me, so who knows if I will work out how to do Typepad on there, and post a photo of the inevitably ginormous bass I am intended to track down &amp; land, like a piscine dog&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Watch this fishy space&#8230;. Roger the Cabin Girl x<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, its meant to be high summer, scorchio August and I appear to be heading to Cornwall tomorrow to face a weasly 17 degrees and 40% chance of &#39;precipitation&#39; (why don&#39;t they just say pissing drizzly annoying rain?) every day. 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