{"id":1229,"date":"2012-03-04T13:09:25","date_gmt":"2012-03-04T13:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/good-old-mum\/"},"modified":"2012-03-04T13:09:25","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T13:09:25","slug":"good-old-mum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/good-old-mum\/","title":{"rendered":"Good old Mum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I get back from hockey yesterday a bit later than usual, about 4pm &#8211; and Mum&#39;s sitting in the lounge, in front of the TV which has gone off, without the light on, looking a bit blue.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#39;Hey Mum, how you doing?&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: &#39;Well I&#39;m feeling a bit sad actually, no-one came to give me any lunch&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#39;Really? That&#39;s very unlike Silviya, she said this morning she&#39;d be back at 12 noon, for 2 hours&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: &#39;Well, she didn&#39;t come&#39;.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#39;That&#39;s really weird. What did you do? Are you hungry?&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: &#39;Well., no, I&#39;m alright actually. I&#0160;went to the kitchen and took a sandwich out of the cupboard&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Me:&#0160;&#39;But I didn&#39;t leave you a sandwich &#8211; and it wouldn&#39;t have been in the cupboard&#8230;.&#39;&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>(Cue shuffling around the kitchen, checking the fridge for what might be missing and in the bin for any telltale wrappers)<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#39;Does having a pea &amp; ham M&amp;S risotto and a creme caramel for pud ring any bells Mum?&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: &#39;No, certainly not. No-one came and I had a sandwich&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#39;Well, did you also do a white wash and hang the duvet cover over the stairs and the rest of it on the airer in our bathroom on the top floor?&#39;<\/p>\n<p>Mum: &#39;No-ooooooooooooo&#8230;&#8230;..&#39;<\/p>\n<p>And so it then sank in that maybe Silviya had (of course) been and fed Mum, and done the wash, and changed Mum&#39;s bed!<\/p>\n<p>Quite a relief, but blimey it means I&#39;ve got to know what&#39;s in the firdge &#8211; and what on earth I ate myself. Was starting to think I&#39;d hoovered the risotto in the night as it was the first thing that needed to go&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Ah the thrills and spills of Stroud Road. Mum right now is out at church and H is umpiring in the peeing rain (that&#39;ll teach him to try and avoid house jobs on a Sunday) so I have just watched one episode of the Big C (still very good, if a slightly weird viewing choice) and a very good Home Makeover thingy on my tod, a nice Sunday treat before she is returned home by a kind church person.<\/p>\n<p>And H &amp; I have just put her upstairs living room back together since it was painted this week, so who knows, she might like to sit up there this afternoon and a bit more rainy-day sofa-lounging, maybe even with luxury Sunday Times, could be in order&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Happy days! Sx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I get back from hockey yesterday a bit later than usual, about 4pm &#8211; and Mum&#39;s sitting in the lounge, in front of the TV which has gone off, without the light on, looking a bit blue. 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