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( I wish!)<br \/>\nMojo has removed herself from my pillow where she&#39;s been encircling my head like a soft black crown of furry thorns all night, letting me hold her paw while we both sleep. All cuteness gone, she&#39;s now rubbing up against H and me in the hope that we will stop getting dressed and run downstairs to feed her. Oh no, there she goes, Silvya has arrived and the beloved sound of dull dry brown nuggies hitting her food bowl is about to be heard.<br \/>\nAnd then theres me. Having played ten games of solitaire on the iPad, listened to the news on bbc one and weighed myself in prep for yet another healthy eating initiative starting today, work calls. boo schmoo, here I go.<br \/>\nX<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And here we are again, Monday morning. 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