{"id":1215,"date":"2012-04-26T14:07:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T14:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/mmm-super-helpful\/"},"modified":"2012-04-26T14:07:58","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T14:07:58","slug":"mmm-super-helpful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/mmm-super-helpful\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmm, super helpful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SO &#8211; here is the balls-out fabulously brilliant &#39;clarification&#39; of my results yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Well worth waiting 24 worried hours for &#8211; NOT &#8211; but I thought I&#39;d share it as an example of how super fucking unhelpful obscure and bizarre the sort of medical myeloma shit I get sent is!<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000bf;\">\u201cKnown IgG Kappa paraprotein \u2013 minimal increase in concentration. 3g\/L<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000bf;\">Immunofixation confirms the IgG Kappa Bence Jones protein and there is also a terrace of retained Kappa Bence Jones Protein which we have seen before and it is too small to quantify\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000bf;\">&#0160;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ah &#8211; now I know what they mean! As if. And given that Prof says he doesn&#39;t track Bence Jones in my case as mine (like 50% of patients so he says) goes up and down like a bulimic&#39;s weight chart and is therefore a useless indicator, I have no idea why it&#39;s even worth mentioning.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; it&#39;s a fly in the ointment, a shock yesterday but today just a new number that I now have to live with till it changes again. I&#39;ve always preferred 2, even numbers are so much more &#39;right&#39; somehow and three as they say is a crowd. But 3, hey it&#39;s less than 5, only one digit still and rhymes with wee, so not all bad x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SO &#8211; here is the balls-out fabulously brilliant &#39;clarification&#39; of my results yesterday. 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