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You'v gotta love this – firstly we see the perfect specimen of 'Middle Aged Man' at repose. In his new, and already much adored 'Man Chair'. <\/p>\n

Apparently not to be used by anyone answering to the description of 'Woman' or 'Wife'…<\/p>\n

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and as for Middle Aged Man in Sport mode? Check this out. <\/p>\n

A stunningly perfect example of the archetypal MAMIL – Middle Aged Man in Lycra… <\/p>\n

Yes, it is an all in one.<\/p>\n

Yes, the white bits are a sort of bib thingy<\/p>\n

Yes, there is a touch of Giant Haystacks about it (although clearly much better looking and much much slimmer, in case you're reading this, my lovely husband!)<\/p>\n

Knock this off its bike at your own peril… (God I wish I knew how to rotate photos, it's even more scary the right way up!)<\/p>\n

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