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And evident over-excitement at having Aunty Scotty and Granny coming to stay&#8230; ish.<\/p>\n<p>Small niece number 2 is biting granny downstairs (it&#39;s a theme, both Scrumpy and Daisy very keen on this, Mum less so) &#8211; while covered in chickenpox spots. Both Cathy and \u00c9mmanuel have bad colds &#8211; I can&#39;&#39;t get out of here fast enough! Do I look like I want the pox in my Xmas stocking?? Perhaps the overdose of Dutch cheese I had at breakfast will ward it off, as the early awakening at 4am from both nieces bawling their combined blonde heads off probably didn&#39;&#39;t help boost the immune system that much. Cheers girls &#8211; all your presents are going back in the English Grinch&#39;s suitcase&#8230; maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Lily is now delighting in singing &#39;Spotty Scotty, Spotty Scotty Scott&#39; over and over &#8211; Rachel, its not just your girls who think this is hilarious. Not as funny as me though, as I strike them off the still-not-done-funny-how-you-leave-some-jobs-till-last Will in the new year. Ho Ho, Scroogey Ho, you mini me&#39;s.<\/p>\n<p>I&#39;m back tonight, minus Mum, whom I will probably think I&#39;ve left in the giant loos at Schiphol, as I head homewards. One final bit of work tomorrow &#8211; can just about squeeze out a half day workshop &#8211; and then Christmas is officially here &#8211; starting with a soiree of&#0160;Xmas songs&#0160;at the Sloany Pony in Parsons Green. Wonder if you truly can bray \u00f3ut a carol? We&#39;ll find out soon enough..<\/p>\n<p>Happy last-week-to-hols, almost there!<\/p>\n<p>x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having been home from Arge all of 6 days, so it was obviously well overdue for me to set off for the airport again. 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