{"id":1126,"date":"2013-04-03T09:35:33","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T09:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/no100-in-the-bag\/"},"modified":"2013-04-03T09:35:33","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T09:35:33","slug":"no100-in-the-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/no100-in-the-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"No.100 in the bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blimey &#8211; the prospect of actually being able to choose where we&#39;d actually LIKE to go on holiday in the future&#0160;now looms (rather than being driven by which new country I haven&#39;t yet dragged poor Hawksey off to). No.100 is well and truly dans le sac, with Mozambique bagged &#8211; if not the ever elusive bleddy dugong that I so wanted to see there. <\/p>\n<p>Two days bobbing in a bateau around the Bazaruto Archieplago (as you do) in search of said sea cow\/pig, and only a steady stream of dolphins, turtles and manta rays to be seen &#8211; yes, all lovely (cue Mr H leaping in to snorkel with&#0160;a manta, one of his dreams -&#0160;tick) but not what I was in search of. Hey ho &#8211; Mikey, the race to see one first&#0160;is back on.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; had a fab 2 weeks. 5 nights in Mozambique, ranging from stunning turquoise shores (made all the better by avoiding the late snow in the UK, brr) to visiting the local kids&#39; school, where our donation will apparently now buy the headmaster a door to his breezeblock office. And a monster island&#0160;sand dune &#8211; who the hell put that there? 100 metres high and a sweaty old beast to climb, not least because a slip down the vertical side would end up in the aptly named &#39;Crocodile Lake&#39;&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>Then off on safari &#8211; cue the photo of the double headed rhino below&#8230; well, sort of. And the lovely white lion -&#0160;yes we were that close, good job he was knackered post-hunting, not sure he had&#0160;quite the moderate temperament of his looky-likey Aslan of Narnia.&#0160;And a shedload more nanimals &#8211; have to say the game reserve was excellent so if you&#39;re ever considering it, try Pumba. Watching 10 elephants bathing in the lake at the foot of our&#0160;water villa thingy&#0160;kept us happily standing in the drizzle for hours&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And thence off to stay with&#0160;Mark &amp; Liz&#0160;Sherrington at their Knysna pad &#8211; a slightly iffy start when I spotted only their third scorpion in 7 years of living there, right by my foot. Sending both Mark and Hawksey up onto their dining table for safety while Mark&#39;s 14 year old son will and I tried to flipflop it into oblivion. and us then checking under the duvet every night and needing a torch for safe passage to the loo at night.. But then lots of boating, golfing for Big Boy, a touch of spa for me&#0160;and some nice beachy stuff, before we then went on to Cape Town with them.<\/p>\n<p>Where, it has to be said, they have a truly stunning home and you can see the appeal of living in South Africa. And we ended the trip with the piece de resistance for Mr H &#8211; a trip to Newlands Rugby Stadium to see some Super 15s rugby &#8211; the home side Stormers vs the New Zealand Crusaders. Mark being Mark, of course shares his box with none other than Francois Pienaar who we spent the evening with &#8211; a really nice chap. Whose charming sons were also there (South African teens don&#39;t just grunt at you from afar, but come and give eye contact, a handshake&#0160;and actually kiss strangers) &#8211; one of whom has Nelson Mandela as a godfather.. quite extraordinary.<\/p>\n<p>And now we&#39;re back &#8211; 2 weeks of peace still while Scrumpy is at dog borstal being trained to perfection |(well, I can but hope), and Mojo gets used to our new floor rug (couldn&#39;t stop H bringing home a massive cowhide which she is now stalking). 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