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Man, how good was that bacon scotch egg&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Highlight has to have been the Piggy Pranks competiton &#8211; herding oinkers of different shapes and sizes through a Good Life-style obstacle course, with just a thin stick and a square of cardboard to guide the various porcine&#0160;entrants through the course. But also the endless other things farmers and the non-urban community thinks up &#8211; from sheep shearing contests and &#39;here&#39;s what makes a good Lurcher&#39; to the Pygmy Goat contest (one of my particualr favourites!) and the hysterical &#39;kids on shetland ponies&#39; Grand National. Just a shame we never quite found the Working Ferrets display &#8211; sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Add on some cracking sunshine, hat shopping for Jane, dog-walking raincoat&#0160;purchasing for Clare, &#39;Paul&#39;s birthday present&#39;&#0160;sunbed action for Sarah and a few stalls with &#39;taste&#0160;our fruit&#0160;flavoured gin&#39; signs, and&#0160;twas a veritably fab day out. <\/p>\n<p>Thence followed by a couple of nights at the cottage, admiring the new patio and Ross&#39;s gorgeous new garden table. All the better with 5 gin and tonics and some never-ending&#0160;fizz resplendent on it. <\/p>\n<p>Apart from Sarah falling not just once but twice in quick succesion in the car park on our way back (cue the car park attendant people swapping &#39;oh she&#39;s had a few too many scrumpy ciders&#39; looks), it was&#0160;a cracking couple of days.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers girls! When are we next booked in?<\/p>\n<p>Sx&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blimey &#8211; just had a fantastically rural weekend, down at the cottage in West Sussex &#8211; this time with the full monty &#39;ooh arr&#39; add-on of a day at the South of England Show. A humungously massive place with endless entertainmant &#8211; animals, smells, obscure races and&#0160;edible pork products&#0160;a gogo. 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