{"id":1027,"date":"2014-05-14T12:23:52","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T12:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/alderney-tick\/"},"modified":"2014-05-14T12:23:52","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T12:23:52","slug":"alderney-tick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottysblog.com\/home\/alderney-tick\/","title":{"rendered":"Alderney &#8211; tick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just back from our wedding anniversary trip to Alderney &#8211; one of the Channel islands still pretty much lost in time. Got the teeniest plane over from Southampton &#8211; two seats wide, and you are shown to your seat individually as&#0160;they open an ancient&#0160;rust-bucket of a door flap for each couple. &#0160;Average age of the Aurigny Air fleet is 37 years and I reckon we got the great-grandpa of the plane family both ways &#8211; creaaa-ky&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pottered about the island on foot and by bike &#8211; unlike Sark, there are cars here, including &#8211; very amusingly &#8211; the Police car which has &#39;AY 999&#39; as its numberplate.. But no traffic lights or roundabouts, it&#39;s pretty unusual to ever see 2 cars at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>Stunning beaches as ever &#8211; amazingly white sand and turquoise water shimmering in the sun, although the water&#39;s cold enough to take your toes off. No-one on any of them, apart from the occasional dog-walker and on one, a bunch of locals putting together a wooden painted catamaran. Although you will also spot the incredibly wndy and wet day on our arrival &#8211; check out the monster waves crashing over the breakwater, which last time we cycled along. Not this time, methinks..<\/p>\n<p>Hotel reminded me of the obsequiously polite butcher&#39;s near Janine &amp; Ross&#39;s cottage &#8211; similarly at the Braye Beach everything is &#39;yes sir&#39;, &#39;would you like white or brown toast madam&#39; and &#39;the kippers, sir &#8211; a fine choice&#39;, from the charm-oozing chubby maitre d in his snazzy braces. Offset that with a huge crab lunch &#8211; we managed to arrive in the middle of the somewhat underwhelming Alderney Seafood Festival which roughly translated as &#39;a few more fish dishes on the menu and a hopeless hunt for a full fruit de mer&#39; &#8211; but hey ho, the one crabula we did find was a total whopper.<\/p>\n<p>3 years of being Mrs Scotty Hawkes hey &#8211; god, that&#39;s gone in a flash. Lucky that&#0160;I still like the name though &#8211; I introduced myself to the Board of UK Sport last week and when I explained the &#39;I&#39;ve played sport for 40 years, you know everyone&#39;s known by their surname, even if I do now sound like a bloke..&#39; story, for the first time ever got a flash of understanding. 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