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  • Can you seriously believe….

    … That they (yes, the unknown 'they') are building a beach volleyball court, shedloads of sand and all, in Wimbledon Park???? I think they call it Olympic Legacy… or is that Lunacy? All sad dads and bikini-ogling oddbods – feel that call to SW19….      

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  • I have a website!

    It's a bloody miracle – my Brand Mojo website is finally up and running. Tinternetman is making some final tweakettes to 'oh should this be a semi-colon or a comma?' type of meaningless guff, and then he's going off on holiday to get away from me. A sort of low key but momentous day –…

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  • Saga of the Mad Dog

    So, Scrumpy has been with us for a whole 10 days now. She's progressing massively… But man is there a long way to go still!! She's been out for her first few walks, actually going on her lead pretty well, with a very proud and happy Daddy guiding her along. We have discovered the existence…

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  • Hockey a gogo

    So then, managed to see virtually every other women's hockey team in the Olympics bar Team GB so far, despite the law of averages suggesting that GB should have been among the tickets haul at least once. Quite nice to see the Clogs the other day, with my second nationality 'hat' on, but still not quite the…

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  • A little Scrumpy has landed!!

    And here she is – our very own mini Springer Spaniel, Miss Scrumpy Dogular Hawkes. In the first two days alone I have learned: – Even a tiny Springer can literally 'spring' – like a bloody mountain goat, upwards – The concept of weeing and pooing outside is definitely still foreign, when it's so much…

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  • Miami & Aruba

    Aaaannnnnnnd TICK! Another country hits the Scotty list. No extra points for Miami as it's a bit of an annual jaunt spot, but one fat new point for Aruba – possibly the scrubbiest island in the Caribbean, with a walk-in cave, a small wind farm and the inevitable donkey sanctuary its greatest claims to fame. Well…

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  • Off for a while, my furry little elves

    No idea why that just came to mind, but quite liked it as a thought… always rather fancied having a Dobby myself (Harry Potter House Elf for anyone who still hasn't read them all). Anyway – legging it now to Paris ce soir, to run a workshop tomorrow, then heading straight off to Miami for a…

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  • Introducing Scrumpy…

    So – only two weeks now and this furry little Springer Spaniel lady will be coming to join the Hawkes house. Identify yourselves now if you want to come round for a stroke (the puppy, pervo), a puppy walk or if you are a closet dog-owner who'd like to be on the list of 'owner…

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